Gerry's Blah Blah Blog

I think I’m the clown.

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 17:03:46 -0500

I think I’m the clown.

My "post-apocalyptic" apology

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 12:56:47 -0500

I would like to take this moment to apologize to all the people that made an unpleasant discovery upon stepping out onto their lawn or porch. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let’s just say that this is one batch of chocolate pudding Bill Cosby wouldn’t be proud of. Hmm, or maybe he would. Who knows. Anyhoo, I’m afraid to inform you that the mess you encountered was not a dog-made mound of disgrace as you might have suspected. It was human. 100% human pile of blasphemy and I am the culprit. Speaking of dogs, if you find a dead dog on your front porch, I apologize for that as well. And if you happen to run into Dog The Bounty Hunter (or as I call him when he’s not on the job, Dog The Friend) tell him I said “What’s up, Dog!?”. My point here is that I regret my actions and am truly sorry. I mean, anyone could get carried away by all this apocalypse mumbo-jumbo and that convincing “2012” documentary starring John Cusack didn’t help my situation. I know you folks can understand. In the meanwhile, I’m gonna go wash the taste of old farts out of my mouth.

Sincerely,
Ke(money sign)ha

My brother and I trying to make plans for this 4th of July. Not...

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 16:11:28 -0400

My brother and I trying to make plans for this 4th of July. Not sure what we’ll cook yet.

List of musical groups if the members were obese.

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 21:38:00 -0400

Taking Back Sundae, Buns N Roses, Food Fighters, The Strokes, The Chins, The Denny’s All-American Slam Rejects, Cholesterolplay, Cake , Limp Bisquick, Bob Farley and The Wailers, Strawberry Jam, The Jackson $5 Footlongs, The Red Velvet Cake Underground, Leave My Fries Alone Ok (LMFAO), The English Muffin Beat, The Lunch Specials, Rage Against The Vending Machine, and everyone’s favorite: Cinnabon Jovi

“Marty Block is in the house tonight. Everybody just have...

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 21:01:49 -0400

“Marty Block is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time. And he’s gonna make you lose your mind. Everybody just have a good time.” -Marty Block Anthem

I will call it “Mini-Me…al”.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 20:41:44 -0400

I will call it “Mini-Me…al”.

Personal foul. Very personal foul.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:50:00 -0500

Personal foul. Very personal foul.

I don’t know what these guys sound like, but by the look...

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 21:55:21 -0500

I don’t know what these guys sound like, but by the look of the album cover I assume the track list would look something like this:

Ninjas be trippin’
Nunchuck Party
Techno up your ass
Take your shirt off!
Someone’s gonna die tonight
Party til you puke (Andrew W.K.)
Dance or I’ll stab you
Break Dance Beat Down
Give me back my swords
Party on Stabwound Street
Blood & guts on the dance floor
Do the “Running Man”
Cop Killer (Body Count cover)
Dance or I’ll stab you (Remix)

Aaahhhhhhh! My ASSSSSS!

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 20:11:41 -0500

Aaahhhhhhh! My ASSSSSS!

“What’s up, bros?”

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:15:12 -0500

“What’s up, bros?”

I painted my armor for THIS shit!?

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:57:47 -0500

I painted my armor for THIS shit!?

Keepin’ it G! (G = Green)

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:52:04 -0500

Keepin’ it G! (G = Green)

Guy That Uses Too Many Word Shortcuts (Wortcuts).

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 02:17:57 -0400

So a few days ago I was hanging out with my bros, you know, the yoosh. All of sudd, I felt hungry so we decided to go get something to eat. We went for some Mex because a hadn’t eaten Mex since forevs, so we headed down to the Bell. You know, the Bell. While there, I had a bit of a sitch with the dude that took my ord. He must’ve had a hearing prob, I guess. Because he got my ord comp wrong! So, I went up to the counter and was like “Yo, Broseph! What’s the dealio? I wanted extra guac on my burreet and this burreet has no guac at all. Plus, the ‘tilla is cold.” and he was like “The what?” and I was like “The ‘tilla, bro!” I mean, who doesn’t know what a ‘tilla is? Serio, this guy was ridic. I hate confrontaish, but I wanted to express my frustraish. Did I mensh that he didn’t try to do anything to fix the prob? This guy needs some motivaish, but that’s none of my bitniz. Whatevs. Anyway, one of my bros was like “Bro, that was embair.” and I was like “Embair?” and he’s like “You know, embarrassing.” then I was like “Hahaha, embair! What a douche!” He got mad and almost started an altercaish, but we kept our cool. After all, we’re bros ya know. Disagreems happen on the reg. Lates.

List of Movies that could be better if they were about someone taking a dump.

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 04:31:04 -0400

Inspired by last night’s episode of Community, here’s my list of movies that could be better if they were about somebody taking a dump:

Fire Down Below

Deep Impact

Everything Must Go

Waiting To Exhale

Rear Window

2 Fast 2 Furious

The Thing

Anaconda

Exit Wounds

Ripper

Big Fish

Brick By Brick

Nightmare Before Christmas

Napoleon Dynamite

There Will Be Blood

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Let me know if you know any.

My List of Star Wars Athletes

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 03:13:45 -0400

I like Star Wars. I like sports. Here’s my list:

US Goalkeeper Hope Solo

Chelsea Midfielder John Obi Mikel

Yankees Pitcher Joba Chamberlain

L.A. Galaxy Midfielder Lando Donovan

Manchester United Striker Chicha-D2

If you know anymore, let me know or keep it to yourself. I know, the last two were kind of dumb, but so are you. Goodnight!

Bummer.

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 01:17:58 -0400

Bummer.

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Mon, 12 Sep 2011 11:12:43 -0400

"Villains should live in the shadows, in constant fear of imprisonment, but instead of ostracizing..."

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 01:34:52 -0400

“Villains should live in the shadows, in constant fear of imprisonment, but instead of ostracizing them like vermin, our society glorifies them.”

- Oliver Queen

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Fri, 02 Sep 2011 18:58:39 -0400

Band Geek Mafia

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 20:28:44 -0400

Band Geek Mafia